1. Aphex Twin – Richard D. James Album – “mindless dribble”
2. Aphex Twin – Come To Daddy – “roach bomb”
3. Burial – Untrue – “I think there’s been a mess up somewhere”
4. David Hasselhoff – Looking For; Best of David Hasselhoff [Import] – “A little something for everyone!”
5. Drake – Take Care – “Drake, you do not impress me”
6. James Blunt – Back To Bedlam – “don’t believe the hype” + “ugh…”
7. Justin Bieber – Believe – “You sir are no Mead Skelton!”
8. Katie Price & Peter Andre – A Whole New World – “STUNNING!”
9. Miley Cyrus – Bangerz – “Um…Yeah…No”
10. Slipknot – Slipknot – “Can you spell crap?”
