Petition launched for Alan Partridge to Headline Glasto in a Reasonably Priced Car

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Just one of the latest in a string of petitions of change.org, this motion cuts through all the crap and is demanding a real, forward-thinking, avant-garde booking for Glastonbury Festival’s headline slot on Saturday on the Pyramid Stage.

The slot has previously been filled by industry greats such as Metallica and The Rolling Stones, but organisers have been looking for a headliner of the same calibre as Partridge since they began. The time has come for them to bite the bullet and give the people what they want. So far the list is only 494-strong, but this number will grow exponentially when they realise how important this could be! We’re not so much talking of booting Kanye, more just giving him a more supporting role.

The petition organiser has written that “his 90-minute set will be comprised entirely of him driving a reasonably priced car around the stage. There will be no encores.” This is a prospect that will have many fans of the festival go weak at the knees and would be sure to cause even more of a ruckus for tickets when it comes to resale in April.

In short, this could be the most important petition that you’ll get behind, at least for the next week or so. Go sign!

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